Pirates of the Caribbean
Any heightThe original 1967 version and still the best: fifteen minutes of bayou, caverns, and a burning town, roughly twice the length of Florida's.
Pirates of the Caribbean was the last attraction Walt Disney personally worked on, opening in March 1967, three months after his death. The Disneyland version is the long one — around fifteen minutes against roughly eight and a half at Magic Kingdom — and the extra time is not padding. It buys you the Blue Bayou stretch at the start, a second drop, and a longer, better-developed sequence in the burning town.
Tips for Pirates of the Caribbean
- Sit on the left for the best view of the Blue Bayou and the ship battle. Front row gets the most spray on the drops.
- You will get lightly damp, mostly from the drops. It is never enough to need a poncho, but a phone in an open shirt pocket is a bad idea.
- The queue is fully shaded and partly indoors — a genuinely comfortable place to wait, unlike most of the park in summer.
- Eating at the Blue Bayou puts you inside the ride's opening scene. It is expensive and the food is fine rather than great, but the room is unmatched and reservations open sixty days out.
- Waits fall off sharply after the fireworks let out. The last hour of the night is the best time to ride, and the boats keep loading until the park closes.
- If your child is nervous, the scary part is the front half — caves and skeletons in the dark. The back half is bright, loud, and much less upsetting.