Monte Cristo Sandwich
Ham, turkey, and Swiss between bread, battered, deep fried, dusted with powdered sugar, and served with berry preserves for dipping. It arrives cut into quarters and it is enormous.
Our take: It sounds ridiculous and it works completely — the sugar and the preserves land as a foil to the salt rather than as dessert. Split it between two adults with an order of pommes frites; one person cannot finish it and should not try.